Profits Up – Time For Cuts
Good morning. As many of you know, Manka Bros. had an excellent 2013 (mainly from the asbestos lawsuit payout from the state [yeah, baby!] and increased attendance at our Manka Fun Parks due to the new...
View ArticleManka Bros. Would Like To Hire Lara Logan
Good afternoon. It was brought to my attention that CBS news correspondent Lara Logan is getting some backlash for her 60 Minutes report on Benghazi. In fact, I have heard that she may not be allowed...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 – Day 1 – The End of Cynicism
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night Well, fuck, it’s that time of year again. I contemplated not going at all to the Herb Allen’s Sun...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 – Day 2 – Pivot
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End Of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night I hate buzz words. I don’t use them. I make fun of those that use them. I didn’t go to business...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 – Improv Night
Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End Of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night You know what? F these young tech dorks! The great John Grisham once wrote there is a “Time To...
View ArticleManka Bros. To Produce Lots Of Event Series
Good evening from my house in the Seychelles! I flew here directly from Herb Allen’s worst Sun Valley conference ever. Maybe he should just stop and hand it off to Herbert Allen, Jr. Jr. (if there is...
View ArticleManka Bros. Announces Huge Joint Venture In China
Good afternoon. I have very exciting news. Manka Bros. has entered into an exclusive agreement with The Happy China Magic Film Co. to produce and distribute up to 100 MOVIES over the next 5 YEARS. This...
View ArticleI Am Not Giving Up The Jet
Good morning. At Manka Bros. Studios, we have a suggestion box placed near the Fountain of Wisdom next to the 12-foot statue of my uncle – the great Khan Manka, Sr. Normally, I don’t pay too much...
View ArticleManka Bros. To Produce 157 Movies Based On MC Comics Characters Through 2050
Good afternoon. The title pretty much says it all. THIS SHIT IS REAL! So come on, Comic Con geeks – let your heads commence to explode. THIS IS A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT and a financial commitment...
View ArticleManka Bros. Will No Longer Hire Anyone Over 30
Good morning. As of today, Manka Bros. will no longer hire anyone who is 30 or over. Over the past year or so, I have come to realize it would be a strategic blunder for myself and the Manka Bros....
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2015 – Arrival
Day 0: Arrival — Day 1: Virtual Reality Good afternoon from Sun Valley! It’s another glorious day and I can’t tell you how excited I am for this year’s Herb Allen Sun Valley Retreat. The stars have...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2015 – Day 1 – Virtual Reality
Day 0: Arrival — Day 1: Virtual Reality There is something exhilarating about walking into a room and seeing Barry Diller wearing a virtual reality headset, gesturing wildly and emitting sounds like a...
View ArticleWhy Is Everyone So F-ing Proud To Have “Cut The Cord”?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?!! I talked to so many people over the Holidays in Gstaad – all telling me they “no longer have television. We finally cut the cord!” And they all seem so f-ing happy...
View ArticleManka Bros. Is Going Over-The-Top!
Good morning! The cord-cutters have won. I concede. I’m fucking sick every time there is a monthly update by Dumb Jack Fuck, SVP of the Manka Bros. Television Group, when he tells me we are losing...
View ArticleManka Bros. Bringing Irish Potato Famine Drama To Comic-Con!
Good evening from the Seychelles! Normally I don’t make these little announcements about a film going here or premiering there – we have a team for that. But I just saw a first cut of our upcoming end...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 1 – Welcome To The Terrordome
OTHER SUN VALLEY 2016 POSTS: Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 1 – Welcome To The Terrordome Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn – Part 1 Herb...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn
OTHER SUN VALLEY 2016 POSTS: Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 1 – Welcome To The Terrordome Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn – Part 1 Herb...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn (Or...
OTHER SUN VALLEY 2016 POSTS: Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 1 – Welcome To The Terrordome Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn – Part 1 Herb...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 3 – Fight The Power
OTHER SUN VALLEY 2016 POSTS: Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 1 – Welcome To The Terrordome Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn – Part 1 Herb...
View ArticleHerb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 4 – It Was A Good Day
OTHER SUN VALLEY 2016 POSTS: Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 1 – Welcome To The Terrordome Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2016 – Day 2 – Burn, Hollywood, Burn – Part 1 Herb...
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